in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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