"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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