ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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