i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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