HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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