You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too