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what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?

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(845): what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much? http://tfl.nu/y3h1

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I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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(225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room (1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom? http://tfl.nu/q6me

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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.

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(369): I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes. http://tfl.nu/u7kl

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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.

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(786): I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying. http://tfl.nu/xg19

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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.

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(330): just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months. http://tfl.nu/uiec

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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.

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(917): Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap. http://tfl.nu/690y

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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.

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(256): I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly. http://tfl.nu/2jju

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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday

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(320): Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday http://tfl.nu/a582

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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?

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(613): have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics? http://tfl.nu/lk3z

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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?

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(972): I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda? http://tfl.nu/bxk9

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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.

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(310): Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping. http://tfl.nu/k0y4

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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.

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(814): I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography. http://tfl.nu/gojc

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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body

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(361): I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body http://tfl.nu/4g9m

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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"

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(843): Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty" http://tfl.nu/jvva

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Are you setting a date to bone me?

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Are you accepting?

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(916): Are you setting a date to bone me? (530): Are you accepting? http://tfl.nu/jd32

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