Christians are straight up FREAKS
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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