Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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