Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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