I want to make a zoo with you.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm gonna fight the coyote
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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