YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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