I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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