I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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