I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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