Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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