I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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