There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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