it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
high people should be assigned attendants
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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