i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Oh Jesus.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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