need another drink. this is the easiest way
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Two words: nipple clamps
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