It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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