i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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