It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Found your dick twin last night
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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