I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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