The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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