omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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