fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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