So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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