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• (607): View more from New York

  I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

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  is she hot?

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  She is now

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  organizing the empties. That sober.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  .......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?

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