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  i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012

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• (818): View more from California

  I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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  your the best winggirl ever

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.

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  I hope you did not try this.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I ate you ate to the whole david gray album

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.

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  Who is this?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.

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