You're so nebulous sometimes
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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