im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk