Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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