Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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