We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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