Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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