My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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