I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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