dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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