yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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