Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
