Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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