even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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