wat bout pragnant strippers??
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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