You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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