How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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