Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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