if i can run in heels then i can drive
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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