its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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