the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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