I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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