Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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