i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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