i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm really busy with my period
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