She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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