you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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