pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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