Sponge bath it is.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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