Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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