how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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