You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
