Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
